Pistons-Thunder Game Thread

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If you have cable, this one should be a freebie on NBA TV.

Oklahoma: 1-0 (0-0 road)
Margin: +13.0

Pistons: 1-0 (0-0 home)
Margin: +22.0

Oppo research

The Thuns are coming off a convincing home win against the Kings on Wednesday, which is approximately as impressive as Detroit’s thrashing of Memphis. In that game, the starting five logged heavy minutes (Kevin Durant and Jeff Green combined for 81).

Holding any team to 89 points is impressive, so the Pistons can expect some tough defense tonight. They can also expect a shallow bench, since, well, that’s what the Thunder bring to the table. Given Kevin Martin’s performance on Wednesday, you’d like to see Rip Hamilton suit up.

The Pistons, though, have won five straight at home against the Thunder, and I’m not sure this team can lock down Detroit’s suddenly potent offense.

The Drama:

This is a good “are you for real?” test for both teams. OKC is a sleeper playoff team on some radars (but not mine), while the Pistons may be the biggest unknown quantity in the league.

Keys for Detroit

Crash the boards: Detroit beat Memphis in spite of a horrendous performance on the boards.  OKC is not a particularly great rebounding team, so we need to make some headway here.

Force Westbrook into turnovers: Russell Westbrook had a monstrously efficient game because he was allowed to run the offense unscathed.  Is he the new Rajon Rondo? Not tonight, hopefully.

Do something cool: The Pistons have an opportunity to present some intriguing lineups, and force some unpleasant defensive switches.  Let’s see what this roster can do.

Question of the Game

Which team is for real? Both teams are coming of big wins against mediocre squads.  This game will say a lot about the prospects of both teams.

292 Responses to “Pistons-Thunder Game Thread”


  1. 1 wolf blitzer

    give me mike payne or give me death

  2. 2 PISTONFAN40

    Go Pistons!

  3. 3 Kevin Sawyer

    @wolf blitzer

    Ouch?

  4. 4 Mike

    I expect to see the Pistons play a good deal of small ball tonight.

    If the Thunder guards can stay out of foul trouble they should give the Pistons all that they can handle.

  5. 5 Scott

    how many games do they expect rip to be out? I am looking forward to seeing the tayshaun-at-point-forward lineup with (rip and gordon) against a quality opponent.

  6. 6 wolf blitzer

    @white block kevin– no no, you absolutely gave a great preview. I’ve always liked your work; same with watson, same with (sometimes) payne. You dropped a complete and thorough reset for the game tonight, injected the chucky atkins element which I had forgot about- no worries, sorry if it was taken the wrong way.

  7. 7 Terrence Lynch

    So, where do I watch the game tonight?

  8. 8 Mike

    how many games do they expect rip to be out?>>>

    Source please.

    Last I read he was questionable for tonight’s game.

  9. 9 wolf blitzer

    fwiwi, I picture Mike Payne as the Sandra Bullock character in the upcoming movie, “The Blind Side.” Sooothing, accepting, and maternal.

  10. 10 TDP

    So it’s Byron Mullens now?

  11. 11 Gogol

    @TDP

    Byron definitely makes him seem more formidable.

  12. 12 Thom

    I laughed when I saw that “Byron” had an NBA 2K10 rating below 50. I was TERRIFIED we were going to draft him.

  13. 13 TDP

    I’m going to be George Blaha for Halloween.

  14. 14 Thom

    @TDP

    Very, very nice. Are you going to try to mimic his come-over? I’m going to a party as Born in the USA era Springsteen (which is the EASIEST costume ever).

  15. 15 TDP

    Charlotte with 32 first quarter points against the Knicks after scoring a total of 59 against the Celtics.

  16. 16 scntfc

    terrence Lynch.

    If you go on the main page to the opening night memphis thread. in the little write up click computer and get your free coupla days of broadband

  17. 17 Thom

    DeShawn Stevenson grew an epic, crazy homeless-guy beard. It’s… breathtaking.

  18. 18 Mike Payne

    You know what’s awesome about League Pass this year? They show both feeds of the game if available. So tonight, the Detroit feed AND the OKC feed are available on their own channels with LP. This means Blaha and Kelser all 82 games (and not having to listen to the Boston homers or Clyde Frazier calling a player “ubiquitous” 103rd time).

  19. 19 Waulie

    Blaha is the best, and I really don’t think it’s because I’m a Pistons fan. It could partially be attributed to the toupee comeover. Seriously, how many dudes sport both a toupee AND a comeover? Blaha rocks.

  20. 20 Prophecy_projectz

    B-B-B-B-Ben…..wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwalllce

  21. 21 Gogol

    Early to be complaining about calls but…

    Where the heck was the travel there? I sure didn’t see it.

  22. 22 Laughton

    I tried to sign up International League Pass Broadband and I keep getting errors. I know Australia is supported, so I am puzzled as to what is going wrong. I hope I fix it before the game…

  23. 23 scntfc

    that wasn’t a travel. he blew the whistle so he wouldn’t loose the bet by calling a foul.

  24. 24 Laughton

    Too late.

  25. 25 Jim

    It was great to see Big Ben get introduced by Mason again.

  26. 26 scntfc

    good hustle!

  27. 27 Gogol

    Nice touch around the basket by CV there. I like it.

  28. 28 Terrence Lynch

    OKC hasn’t grabbed a single board yet. Hell yeah!

  29. 29 Michael

    Nice to see Stuckey hitting a not-totally-wide-open three.

  30. 30 Mike Payne

    OKC doesn’t have a single rebound.

  31. 31 jbstork

    Amazing what coaching can do - even with less talent than last year.

  32. 32 Garrett

    @Laughton: I feel your international pain. And the atdhe link doesn’t seem to be working (yet). Boo-urns.

  33. 33 Gogol

    What a remarkable fall off in talent. Westbrook to Kevin Ollie? Great stuff.

  34. 34 Mike Payne

    @jbstork:
    Amazing what coaching can do - even with less talent than last year.

    Huh? LESS talent?

  35. 35 Laughton

    @Garrett: I finally got it to work! I had to use my wifes account. Shhhh! :)

  36. 36 Jim

    Let’s be a little more careful with the dribble Tay

  37. 37 Garrett

    Maybe by “less talent” jbstork meant “less golden, flowing locks”?

  38. 38 scntfc

    lets hear it for CV

  39. 39 wolf blitzer

    you have to be cognizant of gregory kelser.

  40. 40 Gogol

    He obviously meant less defensive deformity, Garrett.

  41. 41 Laughton

    Ahh, Blaha & Special K. I’m in heaven.

  42. 42 Mike Payne

    @Garrett:
    How could I have forgotten?

    also, Berstein’s kids should not explain things to people in television commercials.

  43. 43 Jim

    Maybe Petey took over jbstork’s account?

  44. 44 Michael

    Ben Wallace showing more effort than last season’s entire Piston’s squad.

  45. 45 Terrence Lynch

    Gah! It’s not working!

  46. 46 Prophecy_projectz

    Is there any other type of online link for this. League pass broadband is being a joke today

  47. 47 Gogol

    You can just see in his body language how much it means to Big Ben to be back in Red, White and Blue.

  48. 48 rban

    if we want a guard forcing jumpers it should be Gordon not Bynum.

  49. 49 Gabe

    Yeah, Big Ben rocks.

  50. 50 Michael

    AI had the WTFallaway. BG has the WTF2pts.

  51. 51 PISTONFAN40

    If anybody has or finds a link for the game, please pass it on, I cant league pass broadband to do anything either. Thanks.

  52. 52 Gogol

    BY-NU-MITE!

  53. 53 Peter

    MFWB continues the trend of hitting buzzer beaters.

  54. 54 Jim

    Bynum! I love all the buzzer beaters this year so far.

  55. 55 Thom

    Two straight games with 1st quarter buzzer beaters!

  56. 56 andyfrombrooklyn

    BY-NU-MITE!

  57. 57 Michael

    Doesn’t seem like we played that much better than OKC to be up 8 after 1. I guess that’s what a few 3s can do for you.

  58. 58 Garrett

    i love lamp

  59. 59 Peter

    I am starting to remember why Ben Wallace was my favorite Piston. He has been a monster: block, steal, offensive rebound and hit Tay for an easy basket.

  60. 60 andyfrombrooklyn

    ben wallace was meant to be a piston apparently.

  61. 61 Laughton

    When did Kwame get some offense? Nice move.

  62. 62 Peter

    Kwame throwing his weight around, I like it.

    I kinda like the pink headbands. Real men wear pink?

  63. 63 scntfc

    good foul!

  64. 64 Thom

    Durantula!!!! *shakes fist*

  65. 65 andyfrombrooklyn

    michael, and even if it was not ben g who hit them. his 40% 3 point shooting is going to be a foundation for three damage every game.

  66. 66 Gabe

    Our second doesn’t have much cohesion right now.

  67. 67 scntfc

    lots of blown defensive assignments

  68. 68 Gabe

    Lost our grove a bit. Need to finish the quarter strong.

  69. 69 Michael

    Bad call.

  70. 70 Laughton

    WHAT FOUL? BULLSHIT!!!!!!

  71. 71 Prophecy_projectz

    Finally got a link

  72. 72 Mike Payne

    And Q calls a timeout. MCIAFI would have let it go another two minutes.

  73. 73 Gabe

    That was a horrible call. Fuck.

  74. 74 Michael

    Looking better with the starters in, but running into some tough luck now.

  75. 75 Laughton

    No Batman symbol. I am relieved.

  76. 76 Widjayaman

    @ Laughton

    I was about to type the exact same thing!

  77. 77 Gogol

    I’ll take the J, but I’d have loved a Big Ben Gong dunk right there.

  78. 78 TDP

    I miss Rip already.

  79. 79 Jim

    That’s two bad offensive foul calls on us

  80. 80 TDP

    Westbrick.

  81. 81 Kian

    @Prophecy_projectz
    then share it with us please =)

  82. 82 scntfc

    count that baby and a foul

  83. 83 TDP

    I met Nick Collison’s mom a few months ago at my job. She called him ‘Nicholas.’

  84. 84 Michael

    Missed dunk is karma for some crumby calls against Detroit.

  85. 85 SadPanda

    The interior D looks much better with Big Ben out there. I figured he would be a 15-20 minute a night kind of guy at his age but he looks like a legit starter these first two games.

  86. 86 Laughton

    I must say, I should have got League Pass Broadband ages ago. Worth every cent. I’m like a kid in a candy store, so many games so little time.

  87. 87 Gogol

    There we go, even out those calls. Where’s Dick Bavetta?

  88. 88 Laughton

    Rodney needs to focus on his passing game.

  89. 89 Gogol

    Ben should get 2 points added to his box score for plays like that.

  90. 90 Laughton

    I want your babies Ben!

  91. 91 TDP

    I really hope they change those ads on the basket padding. I don’t want to look at disgusting ass McDonald’s hamburgers all season.

  92. 92 Prophecy_projectz

    Remember when those Tayshaun jumpers were such bailouts?

  93. 93 Gogol

    Now THAT is quite the hairline on Kristic.

  94. 94 TDP

    Krstic sort of looks like the retarded lovechild of Kevin Spacey and Christian Slater.

  95. 95 scntfc

    Where’s Dick Bavetta?

    LOL!

  96. 96 Kian

    link anybody? want to watch the game.. =/

  97. 97 SadPanda

    Great pass by Stuckey. He definitely wants to show what he can do.

  98. 98 TDP

    Dumb foul, Stuckey.

  99. 99 Michael

    Stuckey got screwed!

  100. 100 Jim

    Nice tear drop BG!

  101. 101 SadPanda

    Wow, maybe CV isn’t afraid to set screens after all.

  102. 102 Mike Payne

    Excellent end to the half, great D tay.

  103. 103 Prophecy_projectz

    Oh Rodney lol

  104. 104 TDP

    Tayshaun and Daye should switch jerseys at halftime.

  105. 105 SadPanda

    MEDIC!!!

  106. 106 TDP

    Damn, BG fucked himself up.

  107. 107 Michael

    Ouch! It’d be a shame to lose our top two scorers in as many games.

  108. 108 SadPanda

    @TDP
    We should start calling them Dayshaun.

  109. 109 Laughton

    I know I was adamant that I did not want BG to be a Pistons way back in the offseason, but damn that guy can DEFORM a defense.
    I like him.

  110. 110 Prophecy_projectz

    My stream is lagging like hell, still 34-34 with 4:34 to go lol

  111. 111 TDP

    Daaamn… That’s what you get for watching your shot. Haha.

  112. 112 Jim

    BG with 9 pts (4-8), 6 boards, 3 dimes, and a steal at half. I know it’s a small sample size but he’s played some solid D so far.

  113. 113 TDP

    Ben Gordon just pulled a Conan.

  114. 114 Gogol

    @TDP

    Like when twins would switch places under in wrestling matches back in the WWF, and the fresh one would always cream the opponent. I like it.

  115. 115 Quick Darshan

    Is it just me or can Stuckey never get a call when he drives? They called a bs offensive foul and then he got hammered twice and they called nothing. He needs to control his temper though.

    Also, no blood no foul? I think BG was expecting a call there.

    Oh, and Big Ben is amazing.

  116. 116 Quick Darshan

    Oh, and this just in, Kevin Durant is impossible to stop when he gets going to the basket. And James Harden is good.

  117. 117 TDP

    @ Gogol:

    Or like an episode of Sister Sister.

    Sisssta Sissstuuuuhh-aaaah!

  118. 118 TDP

    Awww… no screaming fans behind the halftime show anymore?

  119. 119 Jim

    I agree QD, Stuckey doesn’t seem to get much respect from the officials.

  120. 120 Prophecy_projectz

    Wow, Orlando’s season just hit the wall.

    Vince Carter with the ankle sprain :/

    I kinda dug this Orlando team in the preseason and the first 2 games and he was playing very well.

    Oh well, guess Detroit can move up a little lol

  121. 121 TDP

    SLAM Magazine has the Central Division ending up Cavs, Pistons, Pacers, Bulls, Bucks.

    They also have the Clippers finishing ahead of the Suns in the Pacific Division. However, they do admit they pulled that one out of their asses…

  122. 122 scntfc

    good for VC, no Rashad either. hopefully we can hand them their first lost next wk.

  123. 123 Prophecy_projectz

    I will say this though this Orlando team…kinda deep.

  124. 124 Michael

    Rip is another one who can’t seem to get a call going to the basket. I think a lot of his turnovers are the result of what, for any other player, would be a trip to the line.

  125. 125 Gogol

    I was so used to our old assistant coaches, seeing these new guys weirds me out.

  126. 126 scntfc

    the bench needs to step it up!

  127. 127 Gabe

    Jeez, the refs are really trying their hardest to fuck us over.

  128. 128 Thom

    That was a very loud “ARE YOU KIDDING ME” from Charlie V.

  129. 129 Prophecy_projectz

    Nice recovery!

  130. 130 scntfc

    what did mason call BG? Ben “again” Gordon?

  131. 131 TDP

    Fuck this shit.

  132. 132 Thom

    How many steal-backs have there been this game?

  133. 133 Michael

    Big Ben saw that coming a mile away.

  134. 134 Gabe

    CV’s statline sucks. But, he’s played decently. Mainly he’s been repeatedly screwed by the refs.

  135. 135 TDP

    How long before New Orleans totally blows that team up?

  136. 136 SadPanda

    Ben Gordon isn’t quite JR Smith but he does need to work on his shot selection.

  137. 137 Thom

    Bynum-ite!

  138. 138 TDP

    Boston is killing Chicago.

  139. 139 SadPanda

    MFWB still has the inside game to go with that longer jumper. We are really lucky to have a guy like that behind Stuckey.

  140. 140 Michael

    Seriously, refs, this is not the Pistons team of a few years ago. We’ll lose plenty of games without any intervention from you.

  141. 141 SadPanda

    +1 @ Micheal

  142. 142 SadPanda

    Or Michael. I’ll spell your name how a want dammit!

  143. 143 TDP

    We are horrible on the offensive end right now.

  144. 144 SadPanda

    Cake man!

  145. 145 Gogol

    And spot shooting from…

    uhhh…..

    Kwame Brown…

  146. 146 Gabe

    Not liking what I’ve seen from Maxiell.

    Why won’t Kristic miss?

  147. 147 Kian

    i don’t like our offense right now.. looks horrible

  148. 148 prophecy_projectz

    Who the hell throws their remote control in the pool? Grow up KD lol

  149. 149 Michael

    Pistons players know that the offense looks horrible too, and they’re making it worse by trying to force it.

  150. 150 Laughton

    Kwame needs to close on Baldie a lot more often.

  151. 151 TDP

    It’s still hard not to expect the Pistons to win these types of games.

  152. 152 SadPanda

    Already 32 minutes for Tay?

  153. 153 Michael

    Forcing it…

  154. 154 Gabe

    What the hell happened to the offense this quarter? Only 11 points so far.

  155. 155 Kian

    i like the new kwame ;)

  156. 156 prophecy_projectz

    What a frustrating night…We’re suppose to be a team transistioning to offense and we cant hit a back.

    And with that Ben Wallace throws some irony out there

  157. 157 TDP

    Was anyone else pretty disappointed the John Mason’s introductions?

  158. 158 Eric

    Kwame Brown is shell of an NBA player. Straight garbage. I’m sorry to be so negative but there’s just no upside to his lack of a y skillset other than being big and 0 basketball IQ. Why doesn’t Wilcox get some burn?

    CV having a rough night. Still looks a bit lost out there. Also, we’ve seen Daye why no Jerebko? Maxiell hasn’t had anything tonight. Why not give him a shot?

  159. 159 TDP

    Ollie Ollie oxen free

  160. 160 Thom

    OK, can we PLEASE see some Austin Daye? Tayshaun should not have 32 minutes in the 3rd.

  161. 161 Gabe

    Fuck these refs. Bring back the replacements.

  162. 162 Gabe

    What the hell was Bynum thinking with that shot?

  163. 163 SadPanda

    Spike it Kwame!

  164. 164 TDP

    God, damn… Bailout.

  165. 165 Kian

    WHERE WAS THE F***ING FOUL?!

  166. 166 Gabe

    Fuck that shit. Fucking terrible quarter.

  167. 167 Thom

    OK, this officiating could NOT be weaker.

  168. 168 Michael

    Another bad call against Stuckey.

  169. 169 TDP

    Shittttty 3rd. Ben Gordon 4th-quarter heroics, please.

  170. 170 Laughton

    These refs are frustrating.

  171. 171 Eric

    Sorry for the nonsense typing. Trying to watch the game on tv and post from my phone simultaneously. DBB iPhone app anyone? Hehe.

  172. 172 TDP

    Maxiell needs to stay on the damn bench.

  173. 173 Eric

    And please… NO MORE DON HENLEY COMMERCIALS! There’s no f*cking way alright?!

  174. 174 Gabe

    Why can’t Wilcox get any run? Max is stinking up the joint and it’s clearly not CV’s night with his jumper or the refs.

  175. 175 Thom

    Fouling Durant = being jumped into by Durant while remaining on the floor in a stationary position. Ugh.

  176. 176 Cody

    Charlie Villanueva fucking sucks at setting screens.

  177. 177 Gogol

    I’m kind of annoyed that we’ve been burned for like 10 points by LOOOONG 2s from centers.

  178. 178 Kian

    frustrating..

  179. 179 Gabe

    Yikes, our offense looks fucking horrible right now. And why does Stuckey force soooooo many terrible shots? Someone needs to tell him that is the reason the refs don’t give him any respect.

  180. 180 TDP

    High-potent offense, my friends.

  181. 181 TDP

    Orlando might beat us by 40.

  182. 182 Gogol

    The loss of Rip has seriously hurt our offensive flow. That’s what I’m chalking this up to.

  183. 183 Gabe

    CV plays very, very soft.

  184. 184 scntfc

    exhale

  185. 185 prophecy_projectz

    There you go Rodney

  186. 186 prophecy_projectz

    KWAME!

  187. 187 Michael

    It’s true that between the loss of Rip and some rough calls it isn’t unreasonable to be down 5. But it’s still frustrating.

  188. 188 SadPanda

    C’mon Kwame, you can’t waste possessions like that.

  189. 189 SadPanda

    Booooooo

  190. 190 Cody

    @Michael: True

    But now we’re down by 10. GAH

  191. 191 TDP

    Back to fucking earth, I guess.

  192. 192 Gogol

    New Theory.

    The Pistons accidentally got a shipment of the Lions halftime Gatorade.

  193. 193 Gabe

    The second half has been fucking retarded.

  194. 194 TDP

    Give me a 12-0 run, motherfuckers.

  195. 195 SadPanda

    This is some Curry Ball shit we’re seeing.

  196. 196 Gogol

    What we need right now is somebody to command the offense and make some clutch shots.

    Man, I wish the Pistons had a player like that. Pipe dream, though.

  197. 197 prophecy_projectz

    Well this is embaressing….my stream is lagging so badly, the 4th quarter just started

  198. 198 JBump

    CV31 moves like an old guy.

  199. 199 Gogol

    If we’re just gonna chuck shots up the rest of the game, can we at least let our best shooter shoot them?

  200. 200 Cody

    What the hell is Stuck doing taking a 3 with 15 seconds left on the shot clock?

  201. 201 Gabe

    FUCK, when he starts heading toward the basket, Stuck just refuses to pass the damn ball.

  202. 202 SadPanda

    Rodney is pushing too hard. Slow down and get your team mates involved.

  203. 203 Michael

    We need 6 points in 6 minutes. Not out of the question. Especially now that we’ve got some 3 point shooting.

  204. 204 Cody

    Big Ben is a beast, Stuckey is hurting our chances to win. Get Bynum in there. NOW.

  205. 205 JBump

    Let Ben Wallace play the point. Why not?

  206. 206 Cody

    Looks like little Ben has a Pistons battle scar. Remember Chauncey’s. lol

  207. 207 Gabe

    That was the worlds worst foul call. We all just saw it with our own eyes. History.

  208. 208 Michael

    WTF!

  209. 209 SadPanda

    Little Ben!

  210. 210 Cody

    I love Ben Gordon.

    Qster listened to me! He put in Will haha

  211. 211 Kian

    ben gordon.. i mean.. how?! circus shot after circus shot

  212. 212 JBump

    Give Gordon a raise.

  213. 213 scntfc

    this is just the reppercussions of small ball. no matter how will it is played, a team with length will give it problems. seems like OKC is getting their hands on every shot& pass. With that said, Rip would have made a world of difference.

  214. 214 Gabe

    scntfc: +1

    Also it would have helped a lot if CV wasn’t horrible. Alas, he is.

  215. 215 Michael

    However this ends, it’s nice, for a change, to see our guys making mistakes because they’re trying to hard, rather than not trying hard enough.

  216. 216 SadPanda

    Gotta love the step over Crisco by Little Ben.

  217. 217 JBump

    Wilcox must have parked in Kuester’s space.

  218. 218 JBump

    Our offense: Gord-only.

  219. 219 SadPanda

    Fucking hell Gordon, make the FTs!

  220. 220 Gabe

    Game.

  221. 221 Cody

    Ben Gordon is ridiculous.

  222. 222 Gabe

    What a dismal game.

  223. 223 SadPanda

    Back breaker.

  224. 224 Cody

    But our defense sucks ass right now.

  225. 225 JBump

    We still have a better record than the Cavs

  226. 226 TDP

    Well, I officially hate Kevin Durant.

  227. 227 SadPanda

    I still think of OKC as one of those shitty little backwater teams the mighty Pistons have no business losing to. Time to lower those expectations.

  228. 228 Gabe

    CV + Max are both making a run for my least favorite Piston of all time award.

  229. 229 Quick Darshan

    Is it me being a homer or was that a horribly officiated game? Felt like OKC was allowed to be so much more physical on defense. Bumping people off drives, contact at the rim, etc.

  230. 230 TDP

    Go buy a vowel, Krstic! You fucking asshole!

  231. 231 JBump

    After the first quarter, I almost logged a post about how I was drinking the Kool Aid. I’m really opening up here. This is the kind of game that hurts the most.

  232. 232 Terrence Lynch

    I’m a bit disappointed in Villanueva these first two games, but I’m going to reserve judgment for the rest of the season.

  233. 233 Michael

    QD: Not just you.

  234. 234 Gabe

    QD:

    Stuck and CV were both royally screwed multiple times. It seemed like it got into both of their heads, but in different ways. Stuck went berserk and kept trying to draw a make-up call for fouls the refs missed before. CV became a giant wuss the moment he realized he wasn’t going to get foul calls.

  235. 235 JBump

    I want 2007 Max back.

  236. 236 SadPanda

    Ball don’t lie motherfucker!

  237. 237 TDP

    This is what we get for wearing pink.

  238. 238 Cody

    @TDP: CV should be wearing a pink skirt and sports bra.

  239. 239 wolf blitzer

    villaneutrogena looks outta shape as hell. no hop. no bounce. mike payne’s labia(s) have more tone then CV31’s arms.

  240. 240 SadPanda

    The homer in me says Rip would have made the difference. He’s the best overall player on the team.

  241. 241 prophecy_projectz

    Man…what happened to Jason Maxiell, I mean did one season in Curry’s doghouse really kill him?

    I just…cant explain it?

  242. 242 wolf blitzer

    @TDP…seriously, menards krystic? he’s the new scalabrine. and equally annoying.

  243. 243 TDP

    Mike Abdenour should lend his excess body hair to Villanueva.

  244. 244 Gabe

    WHAT THE FUCK?

    Did we just decide to quit there, why the hell didn’t we foul?

  245. 245 Eric

    Long season folks. In my mind no one “sucks” yet, with the exception of Kwame Brown & his proven track record of crap. Still looking for big things from CV, Stuck needs to chill and I’d like to see some Wilcox and Jerebko. Thoughts?

  246. 246 TDP

    After the first quarter, I almost logged a post about how I was drinking the Kool Aid.

    If I was drinking the Kool-Aid after the Memphis game, I’m drinking the Pepto tonight. Possibly NyQuil.

  247. 247 scntfc

    dont fret, bames like this will only help to improve our morale

  248. 248 Cody

    Both Ben’s were freaking beasts. Gordon hit shot after shot. Big Ben made a hell of a lot of defensive stops. No one else made ANY defensive stops in the 2nd half.

  249. 249 JBump

    If I were the coach, here’s what I’d do after this game: I’d go home, drink some rum and watch old Benny Hill videos until sweet sleep came and took me away.

  250. 250 Terrence Lynch

    I think people have to realize that this team is going to be very up and down. 8 new players. A new head coach. Going from one of the oldest teams in the league to the youngest. This is basic rebuilding. We’re going to grow as the season goes along. But we’re going to be very inconsistent. Probably more than last season. Doesn’t mean we’ll be worse than last season, but we will need time to grow and develop.

  251. 251 scntfc

    @ wolf

    “mike payne’s labia(s) have more tone then CV31’s arms.”

    Thats because mike paynes labia(s) has been worked harder this preseason than CV has.

  252. 252 Michael

    Before anybody commits suicide, keep in mind the Pistons have looked pretty good for 3 out of 4 halves of basketball.

  253. 253 Gabe

    Eric: From my POV, I’m going to assume CV sucks until he proves otherwise. I have yet to see a single play- ONE FUCKING PLAY- that makes me think he’s worth more than $0.01. And Max has somehow been even worse.

  254. 254 JBump

    Eric,
    I’m with you. There are a few guys that should lose minutes after this game.

  255. 255 TDP

    Outscored by 16 in the second half. Blarf.

    I’d bang Beth Bernstein.

  256. 256 piñon lopez

    imho stuckey thinks hes a bit hotter shit than he is. he needs to clue up to distribute more/watch out about being blocked. getting blocked a ton is crap…worse than a turnover almost, as that can be excusable.

  257. 257 JBump

    We need the Bernsteins!

  258. 258 wolf blitzer

    why does tayshaun consistently act like he is deserved baskets, playing time, etc??? he’s slow motion, baby… TAY, if you are going to foul a guy on an easy lay-up, knock his ass down so he can’t convert. Don’t put a dainty hand on his pinky and apologize, city of compton represent. If you are going to throw a pass, make it crisp, so it hits a man in stride so he doesn’t have to stop his drive to scoop’n’score.

  259. 259 TDP

    @ wolf:

    He had some moments of inept ball-handling, too.

  260. 260 wolf blitzer

    @JBump– Gimme the bernstein clan and their affinity for only accepting cases that they know they can recover on. Also, yikes on the bernstein genetics.

  261. 261 JBump

    piñon, you’re spot on. Stuck is a dynamic guard who just isn’t that good. He’s not a good enough shooter to shoot as much as he wants to. No three, a lousy finish, never dishes, no vision, and that’s me in a good mood. On the other hand, who’s he going to distribute to tonight? CV31? Brown? Depressing.

  262. 262 Quick Darshan

    @Gabe:

    “Stuck and CV were both royally screwed multiple times. It seemed like it got into both of their heads, but in different ways. Stuck went berserk and kept trying to draw a make-up call for fouls the refs missed before. CV became a giant wuss the moment he realized he wasn’t going to get foul calls.”

    Yeah, Stuckey just seemed to lose his temper. So did CV. They both got stupid fouls after getting hosed.

    I also thought Bynum got hacked on that fast break that would have put the Pistons back in the game.

  263. 263 JBump

    Yeah blitzer, it was a no go on the Bernstein glam calendar.

  264. 264 Mike

    No Rip forces Gorden to play against the 1st unit.

    Pistons win easily tonight if Hamilton had played.

  265. 265 JBump

    I with we took the Rondo trade. Maybe. I might just be mad though. Sometimes I say things I don’t mean when I’m upset. But I think I might mean this.

  266. 266 JBump

    “I with?” My God, this game made me type with a lisp.

  267. 267 Terrence Lynch

    Rondo would have bolted for more money and we would have been left with nothing. That or we overpay him, which would be just as bad.

  268. 268 Gabe

    QD: Yeah, Stuck blew a fuse. He only had 2 assists on the night, and I don’t remember either of them. All I can remember is possession after possession of tunnel vision drives and getting stuffed at the rim.

    Overall: What I found most frustrating was how reminiscent tonight was of Curry’s midget-grind-ball. We had a relatively small line-up on the court most of the game, and we did nothing to speed up the pace. Also, what’s with zero minutes for Wilcox and Jerebko, and almost zero for Daye? Jod’s already admitted this is a rebuilding year, why not spread the minutes around a little more?

  269. 269 Mike Payne

    Totally missed the second half. Which I see might have been a good thing. Fortunately, I’m all caught up on the Mike Payne love fest.

    @scntfc:
    Thats because mike paynes labia(s) has been worked harder this preseason than CV has.

    That’s really not a nice thing to suggest. I don’t for a minute claim “ownership” over your mother’s labium (the plural of “labia”), so to suggest that her labium are “mike paynes labia(s)” is stepping over the line. I never once claimed ownership in them, even though some of our play time did involve flag poles and conquering play. Do I have more respect for the sanctity of Mrs. Scientific’s genitals than you do? I sincerely hope that isn’t the case.

    you still butt hurt that I (and everyone else here) thought your nickname for Ben Gordon was sophomoric? it’ll be okay, guy.

    @wolfy:
    Buddy, I am flattered by your man crush, that nearly every comment you post finds its way to discuss my sexuality in some way. The only thing that worries me are those serial killer eyes of yours, kinda creeped that a dude like that is all up on my jock. High five on the v-neck though. You’ve got that working out for you, which is nice.

  270. 270 Boney

    “OHHH EMM GEEEE DIS TEEM SUCKZ”

    “Jason Maxiell sucks”
    “(insert free agent signing’s name here) sucks and is overpaid!!”

    “Rodney Stuckey sucks!”
    “I want Billups back!”

    Game 2 - EVERYBODY OFF THE BANDWAGON!

    Mike Payne, QD, Shinons and I will take it from here

  271. 271 Gabe

    Pistons.com has good news!!!!
    http://www.nba.com/pistons/index_main.html

  272. 272 Mike Payne

    @Boney:
    *Catches the ball, spins it on my finger, tosses it to QD*

  273. 273 Mike Payne

    @Gabe:
    holy shit!!!!! I had to screencap that. Did Langlois manage that coverage?

  274. 274 Boney

    Gabe, get on board… you can come with us. Leave these other asshats behind.

    All the new names and the new hate after game 2… it’s going to be a loooong season. My oh my where’s Petey…

  275. 275 Gabe

    @MP:
    *Watches as Shinons makes back door cut and receive pass. Doesn’t contest shot*
    /CV

  276. 276 Gabe

    Boney: Believe me, I’m on board, for better or worse. My weakness though is I’m going to insult/bitch @CV or @WrongDJuan at least once per game for a while. But I’m trying to wean myself off it.

  277. 277 Mike Payne

    @Gabe:
    Hahahahaha

    I’m tellin’ ya, the “drink every possession CV watches his man instead of the ball” game will be awesome. I’m not gonna fall prey to the boohoos though, the whiny chorus will come out if we lose another, especially after we may have just lost to a playoff team tonight.

  278. 278 Cody

    lmao.

    “Pistons win home opener”

    “Ben Gordon scored 25 points in the Piston’s 91-83 loss.”

  279. 279 Mike Payne

    @Gabe:
    As much as I wanted the right DeJuan, I can’t knock the wrong D until he gets his shot. The jury is out on Daye and Jerebko as well until they get minutes, but the dissappearence of DAjuan is a bit disconcerting.

  280. 280 Gabe

    MP: I actually wouldn’t have minded wrongD getting some time tonight (not sure if he was in uniform though?). Tay didn’t have a bad game all around game, but it was definitely one of his patented ultra passive nights.

    Summers (or Jerebko) getting some minutes and being told to just be aggressive and mix things up might have given us a much needed spark of energy in that dead zone in the 3rd quarter, when we basically lost the game.

  281. 281 scntfc

    you still butt hurt that I (and everyone else here) thought your nickname for Ben Gordon was sophomoric? it’ll be okay, guy.”

    Not in the least bit. I thought your response was juvenile but that is besides the point. You take shots at me its all in good fun. I take shots at you it becomes something more.
    whatever dude. Just calling a puss a puss.

  282. 282 Laughton

    Missed the final minutes (getting ready for a wedding) but my observations and analysis for what I did see are this:

    1. Stuck was inefficient. He was also given a raw deal by the refs and lost his composure, thus making some poor decisions. He has the game, he just needs to put it together.

    2. Our defense was hot and cold, probably in line with Big Ben’s minutes.

    3. CV needs to make his presence felt more on offense and make better decisions with the ball. He desperately needs to work on his defense, it was atrocious.

    4. We will lose more games than we will win if our only comeback strategy is to ride BG in the 4th.

    5. Big Ben was a stud. If he wasn’t playing it would have been a blowout.

    6. In no way is this team worse than last years. To my eyes our tempo was was excellent for such a guard focused offense. Kuester seems to understand the strengths and weaknesses of small ball.

    7. No Batman symbols.

    It’s a long season and every issue with tonights game is correctable. Stuckey needs to relax and not force his game when it’s not flowing. He also needs to be cut some slack, the guy is in his third season and will figure out the mental side of the game. Give him time.

  283. 283 Mike Payne

    @Scientific187911:
    You take shots at me its all in good fun. I take shots at you it becomes something more.
    whatever dude. Just calling a puss a puss.

    Wait, you “take shots” (cute!) when I’m not around and with a “yeah, me too!” to something someone else said. IF you’re calling a puss a puss, might want to be careful with that adjective.

    We root for the same team, right? Let’s focus on that. Most of the stuff you comment about is on point. I thought the BG187 nickname was retarded, so I spoke on it. That’s how this shit works, especially with people who have been here on DBB for years. We pride ourselves on being a smart community– one of the absolute best in basketball. We maintain this by a tough system of checks and balances, which involves razzing someone when they have a dumb comment. I’ve had plenty, and have taken hits by people like Kevin and others when I have said stupid shit. BG187 was your turn.

    Beyond that, it’s all good. I really don’t think that’s a reason for you to start commenting about my genitals like you did above, do you? I’m flattered though!

  284. 284 scntfc

    Yeah thats fine, no harm intended. if this is the way we gonna do it, then I am a willing participant. I can take the razzing just as well as I give it. as far as you being around or not. I dont check for that. anything that is posted here is like writing in stone. so dont act like it was behind your back.

    And dont act like it was unwarranted. because you’ve came at me when I haven’t addressed you. It’s all good

    Yes, we all root for the same team. but calling me Rudy scntfc was flat out wrong. and I will ride on you any chance I get for that one.

    I aint hating on you or anything, Im just saying BG187 was still fresher than any of the names you came up with.

  285. 285 Mike Payne

    @scntfc:
    And dont act like it was unwarranted. because you’ve came at me when I haven’t addressed you. It’s all good

    You’re right there, I did poke at you when it wasn’t warranted. Not your fault at all on that.

    Im just saying BG187 was still fresher than any of the names you came up with.

    Do we need to beat this dead horse? BG187 is retarded. Dude doesn’t need a nickname, let alone a 13-year-old gamertag on Xbox 360. If we need to add “187″ to his initials, that being the police code for murder (since he’s an “assassin!!111!!”, don’t you need to dial “911″ when you spot a murder victim? If that murder victim was an animal, not a human, who was also animal, might you end up barbecuing that animal’s meat?

    How about BG187911BBQ?

    See? Razzed. Bad idea. Don’t take it personal buddy.

  286. 286 Mike Payne

    @all:
    Pistons/Thunder Game Wrap is now up. Let’s move this party to fresher ground, no?

  287. 287 Boney

    any nickname that has a “187″ attached to it is stupid.

    go back to XBOX Live, junior.

  288. 288 scntfc

    In all honesty , its not about the name. as I have not mentioned it until it was brought up by others. for all I care we can call him whatever. It stopped being about the name when it became about personal attacks.

    go back to XBOX Live, junior

    Stick to what you know! I am not a Junior nor have I ever played xbox. Me and MP was working this out just fine on our own.

  289. 289 Mike Payne

    @scntfc:
    might be a good idea just to drop it.

  290. 290 scntfc

    I thought my previous post did that.

  291. 291 S.J.

    Thank you Big BEn..

    You’re God.

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