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Kobe Bryant is a female comic book villain

Much has been made of Kobe Bryant's self-appointed "Mamba" nickname. . .

Kobe Bryant


. . . so I'm little surprised that no one has brought this up:

Kobe Bryant is Black Mamba

Is it me, or is naming yourself after a female comic book villain not exactly the most intimidating thing you can do?

The rest of the profile gets better:

Strength Level: Black Mamba possesses the normal human strength of a woman of her age, height, and build who engages in moderate regular exercise.

Too bad I'm not funny like J.E. Skeets, or else I could have had some real fun with this. Instead, I'm just too confused to be witty.

Black Mamba []
Thanks to Julie for sending the link.