Much has been made of Kobe Bryant's self-appointed "Mamba" nickname. . .
. . . so I'm little surprised that no one has brought this up:
Is it me, or is naming yourself after a female comic book villain not exactly the most intimidating thing you can do?
The rest of the profile gets better:
Strength Level: Black Mamba possesses the normal human strength of a woman of her age, height, and build who engages in moderate regular exercise.
Too bad I'm not funny like J.E. Skeets, or else I could have had some real fun with this. Instead, I'm just too confused to be witty.
Black Mamba [MarvelDirectory.com]
Thanks to Julie for sending the link.