I wasn't going to write about the whole Isiah Thomas/Anucha Browne Sanders sexual harrassment suit because, let's face it, I don't know anything more about this than the next guy, and snarky commentary just seems a little out of place when dealing with a subject that really isn't all that funny.
But then, I found this little gem:
The lawsuit also alleges that Thomas told Browne Sanders he was pushing for more home games at noon on Sundays. His plan, according to Browne Sanders, was to have opposing players go to certain clubs, including strip clubs, that Thomas had connections with on Saturday nights and get them drunk so they would be sluggish for the game the next day.
It might not be PC, but it's still three shades of awesome.
Knicks' Thomas sued [SI.com]