The Wizards may have swept the season series with Pistons, but some of their fans still feel a little jilted thinking about what could have been:
Watching the Pistons is kind of like having all 3 of your ex-girlfriends show up at a restaurant at the same time, 15 pounds lighter and with breast implants, while you're dining with the mediocre girl you've been dating to help you get over a cold streak.
Wizards-Pistons games make me sad... [Gilbert's Arena via lowpost.net]