DBB reader erin p. pointed me in the direction of the current splash page for Pistons.com. Her comment:
Not only do you get 12 ladies who aren't Automotion, but Lebron is about to destroy an unsuspecting CB.
I agree. The Shock tie-in is pretty confusing, as well -- my first thought was that you got Shock season tickets, then I realized it was too cheap. So then I guessed it was just a chance to meet the Shock at the game, but $79 seems steep just for that (sorry, ladies).
It took a couple of clicks to realize they were throwing in a couple of tickets to the Shock home opener on May 19th. So, if you're into that, check it out.