Nothing like an Elie Seckbach interview to take your mind off things. Why doesn't Detroit's media talk to Dale Davis more? This complete non sequitur cracked me up:
Dale: I cook chicken, beef, fish, make no difference.
Dale: I don't cook no alligator. But I know one thing ...
Elie: What's that?
Dale: If you see me in a fight with a grizzly bear, pour honey on me.
Wha... what? Wouldn't that make it ... harder? Don't think about it, just enjoy.
Previously on DBB:
Detroit Bad Boys talks with Elie Seckbach