It's my birthday, and the Pistons are in town. Everybody wins. If you're watching on TV, I'll be the guy with a melancholic look on his face.
Game Tips at 8:00 P.M. EST
Detroit Pistons: 7-16 (2-11 road)
Minnesota Timberwolves: 5-17 (4-6 home)
Keys to the Game:
Don't let Love go for 40-40:That would just be embarassing.
Eat some babies: Thanks to injuries and hobbled players, the Timberwolves don't have any interior presence. Tell me how Jason Maxiell doesn't put career numbers in this context.
Don't embarrass me: It's my birthday, dammit!
Question of the Game:
How are the Pistons going to get out of here? We are slated for the worst blizzard in two decades tonight. If any Pistons are stranded, and just want to chill at my pad, our doors are open.
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