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An End to Sadness: Pistons @ T-Wolves

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Game Tips Off at 8:00 P.M. EST

Minnesota Timberwolves: Evan Turner

Detroit Pistons: 26 - Aminu Motiejunas Favors

Oppo Research

It has all come down to this. The Pistons visit the Timberwolves in one of the most important games of the season... For Detroit... In a perverse kind of way.

In terms of lottery balls, the Wolves have nothing to pay for. Plus, it's fan appreciation night and so the team might as well actually try to win the game.

I'll be sitting behind the scorers table in the second row, sporting my "Jason Maxiell Eats Babies" t-shirt, and cheering for Austin Daye like a madman.

Keys for Detroit

Lose: You don't need to make it look pretty. This is Minnesota. I'm going to be the only one there.

Play the Rookies: I'm not paying to see 40 minutes of Ben Gordon. Bring me the head of Austin Daye!

Question of the Game

If I scream "John Kuester is the father of the baby Jason Maxiell just ate!" Will that be normal?

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