Pistons vs. Wizards final score: A national embarrassment, 124-81

The Detroit Pistons had a chance to show the nation it's not a team to be taken lightly if it makes it into the playoffs. Instead, the Pistons showed the nation that its defense is a flapping hair piece in a Lance Stephenson soft breeze, sans any semblance of a f'ing wall.

During the third quarter:

Callin it for @notthefakeSVP pic.twitter.com/o1Bj4kkuKq

— Detroit Bad Boys ☠ (@detroitbadboys) March 15, 2016

After the fourth quarter:

The next nine games are at home. The next nine games are at home...

Box Score (if you dare)