Drunken Mailbag has finally woken up and staggered out from underneath the rock it was lying under since New Year's Eve. We were tempted to stay there, but we know that you crave questions to life's most pressing questions.
For the uninitiated, Drunken Mailbag is a feature where members of the Detroit Bad Boys staff introduce you to their most treasured libations while answering your questions about the Pistons, NBA basketball in general, and the profound mysteries of the world.
Last time we met, J Parker Pool rang in a lonely new year with pomegranate juice with spiced rum and a bag of butter-soy sauce potato chips. He spoke of Japanese New Year traditions involving laughter and spanking, doilies made in the image of Ben Wallace and Chauncey Billups, compared the Olsen twins to the Morris twins, and the old standby topic that every basketball blog eventually gets around to: cormorant fishing.
Up next: Packey! This is your opportunity to stick your finger in his cerebellum and pick the brain of a DBB veteran of the wisest order.
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