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joejoejoe's DEETROIT BASKETBALL offseason plan

#1 - Sign Ish Smith as the backup PG. I like the name Ish. There would be faint undertones of Stan Van Gundy as Captain Ahab if there is a player named Ishmael on the roster and I want to root for a team led by Gangsta Captain Ahab.

#2 - Work out a trade with the Washington Bullets, er, Wizards (I'm old). For somebody. Trade the #18 pick and Jodie Meeks for Markieff Morris and Ramon Sessions. I don't think having both Morris brothers makes you that much better on average but I think it might lead to a higher ceiling in some cases. I DID IT FOR MY BROTHER!

#3 - Bring back Rasheed Wallace as an assistant coach with the stated goal of getting him in good enough shape to sign a 10 day contract. It is good marketing as Chuck and Kenny would be talking about it all the time on TBS.

#4 - Sign some old third string center. I'm OK with Joel Anthony, Billy Joel, whomever.

Final NBA Championship winning roster

Plan A Roster:

PG: Reggie Jackson, Ish Smith (free agent), Ramon Sessions (via Washington)

SG: Kentavious Caldwell-Pope, Reggie Bullock, Darrun Hilliard

SF: Stanley Johnson, Marcus Morris

PF: Tobias Harris, Markieff Morris (via Washington)

C: Andre Drummond, Aaron Baynes, Random Old Center, Rasheed Wallace for 10 days (via the Couch)

Plan B Roster: There is no Plan B. Never save anything for the swim back.

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