2017 NBA Playoffs: Every pending free agent currently in the playoffs

Yeah it sucks the Pistons didn’t make the playoffs but we can pacify our desires of wanting to stick our heads in the sand/jump off a bridge by playing Stan and Jeff aka SVB by scouting possible future Pistons while they play in the playoffs, unlike the dudes we have now which are watching them along with us chumps. Yes we may have some painful memories about free agency (insert A Clockwork Orange scene of eyes pulled open watching the atrocities of Smooth and Chunky) but hey, today is a new day.

Here are free agents available from teams currently in the playoffs:

1-BOSTON CELTICS

Restricted

Kelly Olynyk

Unrestricted

Gerald Green
Jonas Jerebko
Amir Johnson
James Young

8- CHICAGO BULLS

Restricted

Cristiano Felicio
Joffrey Lauvergne
Nikola Mirotic
Michael Carter-Williams

Unrestricted

Anthony Morrow
Dwyane Wade (P)

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2- CLEVELAND CAVALIERS

Restricted

None

Unrestricted

Dahntay Jones
James Jones
Kyle Korver
Deron Williams
Derrick Williams

7 - INDIANA PACERS

Restricted

None

Unrestricted

Lavoy Allen (T)
Aaron Brooks
C.J. Miles (P)
Jeff Teague

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3 - TORONTO RAPTORS

Restricted

None

Unrestricted

Serge Ibaka
Kyle Lowry (ETO)
Patrick Patterson
P.J. Tucker

6 - MILWAUKEE BUCKS

Restricted

Tony Snell

Unrestricted

Michael Beasley
Spencer Hawes (P)
Greg Monroe (P)
Jason Terry

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4 - WASHINGTON WIZARDS

Restricted

Bojan Bogdanovic
Trey Burke
Otto Porter Jr.

Unrestricted

Brandon Jennings

5 - ATLANTA HAWKS

Restricted

Tim Hardaway Jr.

Unrestricted

Jose Calderon
Kris Humphries
Ersan Ilyasova
Paul Millsap (P)
Mike Muscala
Thabo Sefolosha

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1 - GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS

Restricted

James Michael McAdoo

Unrestricted

Matt Barnes
Ian Clark
Stephen Curry
Kevin Durant (P)
Andre Iguodala
Shaun Livingston
JaVale McGee
Zaza Pachulia
David West

8 - PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS

Restricted

None

Unrestricted

None

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2 - SAN ANTONIO SPURS

Restricted

Jonathon Simmons

Unrestricted

Joel Anthony
Dewayne Dedmon (P)
Pau Gasol (P)
Manu Ginobili
David Lee (P)
Patty Mills

7 - MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES

Restricted

JaMychal Green
Wayne Selden (T)

Unrestricted

Tony Allen
Vince Carter
Zach Randolph

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3 - HOUSTON ROCKETS

Restricted

Bobby Brown
Troy Williams

Unrestricted

Nene Hilario

6 - OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER

Restricted

Jerami Grant (T)
Andre Roberson

Unrestricted

Norris Cole
Nick Collison
Taj Gibson

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4 - LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS

Restricted

None

Unrestricted

Alan Anderson
Brandon Bass
Raymond Felton
Blake Griffin (ETO)
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (P)
Chris Paul (ETO)
J.J. Redick
Marreese Speights (P)

5 - UTAH JAZZ

Restricted

Joe Ingles

Unrestricted

Gordon Hayward (P)
George Hill
Shelvin Mack
Jeff Withey

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We could, after looking at this, do a Cher and turn back time, resign Moose, JJ, Amir, Swag, Ersan...might be a little PF heavy but you know I liked all of those guys and they all played hard so why not? Why not anything right now, youknowwhatimean? And there’s always a San Antonio free agent center to overpay sign.

But hey, I’m not SVB, and in SVB I still (kinda sorta) trust.

Who’s on your wishlist?