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Yeah it sucks the Pistons didn’t make the playoffs but we can pacify our desires of wanting to stick our heads in the sand/jump off a bridge by playing Stan and Jeff aka SVB by scouting possible future Pistons while they play in the playoffs, unlike the dudes we have now which are watching them along with us chumps. Yes we may have some painful memories about free agency (insert A Clockwork Orange scene of eyes pulled open watching the atrocities of Smooth and Chunky) but hey, today is a new day.
Here are free agents available from teams currently in the playoffs:
1-BOSTON CELTICS
Restricted
Kelly Olynyk
Unrestricted
Gerald Green
Jonas Jerebko
Amir Johnson
James Young
8- CHICAGO BULLS
Restricted
Cristiano Felicio
Joffrey Lauvergne
Nikola Mirotic
Michael Carter-Williams
Unrestricted
Anthony Morrow
Dwyane Wade (P)
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2- CLEVELAND CAVALIERS
Restricted
None
Unrestricted
Dahntay Jones
James Jones
Kyle Korver
Deron Williams
Derrick Williams
7 - INDIANA PACERS
Restricted
None
Unrestricted
Lavoy Allen (T)
Aaron Brooks
C.J. Miles (P)
Jeff Teague
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3 - TORONTO RAPTORS
Restricted
None
Unrestricted
Serge Ibaka
Kyle Lowry (ETO)
Patrick Patterson
P.J. Tucker
6 - MILWAUKEE BUCKS
Restricted
Tony Snell
Unrestricted
Michael Beasley
Spencer Hawes (P)
Greg Monroe (P)
Jason Terry
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4 - WASHINGTON WIZARDS
Restricted
Bojan Bogdanovic
Trey Burke
Otto Porter Jr.
Unrestricted
Brandon Jennings
5 - ATLANTA HAWKS
Restricted
Tim Hardaway Jr.
Unrestricted
Jose Calderon
Kris Humphries
Ersan Ilyasova
Paul Millsap (P)
Mike Muscala
Thabo Sefolosha
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1 - GOLDEN STATE WARRIORS
Restricted
James Michael McAdoo
Unrestricted
Matt Barnes
Ian Clark
Stephen Curry
Kevin Durant (P)
Andre Iguodala
Shaun Livingston
JaVale McGee
Zaza Pachulia
David West
8 - PORTLAND TRAIL BLAZERS
Restricted
None
Unrestricted
None
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2 - SAN ANTONIO SPURS
Restricted
Jonathon Simmons
Unrestricted
Joel Anthony
Dewayne Dedmon (P)
Pau Gasol (P)
Manu Ginobili
David Lee (P)
Patty Mills
7 - MEMPHIS GRIZZLIES
Restricted
JaMychal Green
Wayne Selden (T)
Unrestricted
Tony Allen
Vince Carter
Zach Randolph
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3 - HOUSTON ROCKETS
Restricted
Bobby Brown
Troy Williams
Unrestricted
Nene Hilario
6 - OKLAHOMA CITY THUNDER
Restricted
Jerami Grant (T)
Andre Roberson
Unrestricted
Norris Cole
Nick Collison
Taj Gibson
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4 - LOS ANGELES CLIPPERS
Restricted
None
Unrestricted
Alan Anderson
Brandon Bass
Raymond Felton
Blake Griffin (ETO)
Luc Richard Mbah a Moute (P)
Chris Paul (ETO)
J.J. Redick
Marreese Speights (P)
5 - UTAH JAZZ
Restricted
Joe Ingles
Unrestricted
Gordon Hayward (P)
George Hill
Shelvin Mack
Jeff Withey
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We could, after looking at this, do a Cher and turn back time, resign Moose, JJ, Amir, Swag, Ersan...might be a little PF heavy but you know I liked all of those guys and they all played hard so why not? Why not anything right now, youknowwhatimean? And there’s always a San Antonio free agent center to overpay sign.
But hey, I’m not SVB, and in SVB I still (kinda sorta) trust.
Who’s on your wishlist?